Dead Funny

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A man knocked on his neighbour’s door to be met by his neighbour’s wife who was sobbing, tears streaming down her face.

“Is Bill at home?” our friend asked.

“I’ve just found him in the garden with an axe in his head,screaming and shouting, blood spurting everywhere and watched him die a horrible death in front of my very eyes,” his wife wailed.

“Oh dear,” responded our friend, “did he say anything about that chainsaw he promised to lend me?”

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