Deaf Golfers
A guy was playing golf at this fancy club, and just as he was about to tee off, a cart drives up. These two guys get out and hand him a note saying, “We are deaf. May we play through?”
The guy says, “Hell, no!” and tees off anyway.
Six shots later, he is on the green about to putt when a ball comes out of nowhere and misses his head by an inch. “What the @%?*?!” he yells.
The deaf guys drive up and hand him a note. On the note is written, “FORE!”