Deaf Speech
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Loading ...An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give a speechs to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing his chest and then his groin. When he finished the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
“Well,” he explained” By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen…’”
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself
I’ll do better then that English Bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
Well when he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
“Well,” he explained. “By imitating antlers and rubbing my chest and my groin I started my speech by saying: ‘Dear Ladies and Gentlemen…’”
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself
I’ll go one further then those mainland bastards and started his speech by making and antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, then his groin and then masterbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
“Well,” he explained, “by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masterbating furiously, I started my speech by saying: ‘Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure…’”
