Dear John Letter
A soldier serving overseas and far from home was very bitter and terribly upset when his girl wrote that she was breaking off their engagement and wanted her photograph back.
Being a sort of creative fellow, he went out and collected all the unwanted photographs that he could find from his buddies, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
“Dear Mary,
Regret cannot remember which one of these is of you…please keep your photo and return the others.”