Death in the Family
Man approaches his buddy, who is looking awfully down:
“Hey, Jim,” he says. “Why are you so depressed?”
“Well,” Jim says, “about two months ago, my aunt passed away and left me $10,000.”
“Aw, that’s too bad, Jim,” his friend replied.
“Then last month, my father passed away and left me $20,000.”
“Jeez, two deaths in two months? That’s terrible!”
“And this month… nothing.”