Death of Diana

The death of Princess Di is one of those circumstances in life that you will always remember where you were.
For me I was at a party. There was a lot of drinking going on and I was beyond hammered.

One lady at the party came screaming and crying, “Lady Di has been killed! The papparazzi have killed Lady Di.”

My response was “Papparazzi, that fat, opera singing bastard.”

This joke is filed under Religious.