Death Row

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are all on death row. The brunette is taken into the execution room. The executioner asks her if she has any last words. She said no. He aims the gun at her and she yells “snowstorm!” And everyone runs away and she escapes.

The redhead is taken into the room and asked if she has any last words. She says no. The executioner points the gun at her and she yells “tornado!” Everyone runs and she escapes also.

The blonde is taken into the room and asked if she has any last words. She says no. The executioner points the gun at her and she yells “fire!”

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