Debbie Doesn’t Do Donald

While Debbie is having last-minute discussions with the caterer for her wedding reception, she takes her mother aside and asks her to buy a long lacy black negligee, and to pack it carefully in her suitcase for the honeymoon trip to follow.

Unfortunately, Mom has so many other arrangements to take care of that she forgets Debbie’s specific requests, buys a short pink nightie, and throws it into the suitcase.

Because Debbie and her bridegroom Donald have not been intimate, as they prepare for the wedding night in their hotel room Debbie takes her suitcase into the bathroom to change. Donald, also shy, is grateful.

Expecting to find her long black negligee, she finds only the crushed nightie in her suitcase. “Oh, NO!” she exclaims. “It’s short, pink, and wrinkled!!!”

“How can you see me through the door?” cries Donald.

This joke is filed under Religious, Wedding.