DEEP THOUGHT BUMPER STICKERS
KEEP HONKING WHILE I RE-LOAD
TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION ISN’T MUCH BETTER
MY WIFE SAYS I DON’T LISTEN TO HER. I THINK THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I CAN HIT MY BRAKES AND SUE YOU.
IS A GRUNTLED EMPLOYEE THE OPPOSITE OF A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE?
WHEN SIGN-PAINTERS GO ON STRIKE, WHO PAINTS THEIR PICKET SIGNS?
WHAT ARE PREPARATIONS A THRU G?
WHY ARE THERE BRAILLE SIGNS ON DRIVE-THRU ATMs?
WHY DO WE DRIVE ON A PARKWAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?