Deep Thoughts
I hope when I die that I’ll die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.
I hope when I die that I’ll die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do Kamakazie pilots wear helmets?
What are Preparations A to G?
What do they use to protect shipments of styrofoam?
If you shoot a mime, shouldn’t you use a silencer?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?