Definitely

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A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”

Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray or orange, or……”

Second a little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.”

“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: “Does a fart have lumps?”

The Teacher looks horrified and says, “Johnny! Of course not!!!”

“Ok…then I DEFINITELY shit my pants…”

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