Definitely
A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”
First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”
Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray or orange, or……”
Second a little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.”
“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: “Does a fart have lumps?”
The Teacher looks horrified and says, “Johnny! Of course not!!!”
“Ok…then I DEFINITELY shit my pants…”