Democratic Party
A fifth grader was asked by his teacher, “What is the size of the Democratic Party?”
“About 5 feet 2 inches,” he replied promptly.
“NO!” exploded the teacher….”I mean how many MEMBERS does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches, anyway?”
“Well,” replied the boy, “my father is 6 feet tall, and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says, “I”ve had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!”