DESERT HEAT

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

A cowboy & Indian scout been in the desert for a while. Indian travel on foot & tracked on this mission. Job completed, headed for town. Closer they got, the cowboy thought about how good a cold beer would taste, so he road faster & faster. Tried not to overheat the horse or his Indian companion. When they got to the saloon, the horse was lathered with sweat & heat. No air stirring & worried his horse would die, he asked the Indian to run around the horse, stir air on him til the horse cooled down. He went on in & had a brew.

A 2nd cowboy comes in the saloon and asked, “Is that your black horse out there?”

The cowboy replied, “Yeah, what about it?”

The 2nd cowboy replied, “Well, you left your injun running.”

Related jokes
  • 1 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 5 3 Little Indians Go To School (1 votes)
  • 2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5 Bowels the Indian (2 votes)
  • 2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 52 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5 Choose how to die (2 votes)