DESERT ISLAND
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Loading ...A newfie had been on a desert island for 40 years and had never seen another person.
One day a lifeboat came ashore with a beautiful girl in it. She was amazed to find him alive after 40 years and asked him how he had survived.
“Well, he said,I ate a lot of nuts, kept myself in shape and dug a lot of clams and ate a lot of clams.” She said, “Clams are good, but have you had sex before?”
He said, “No.” So she took him and made passionate love to him and afterwards said, “Well, did you like that?” He said, “Yes, it was great, but look
what it did to my clam digger.”