Desperate Letter
A frustrated wife sent a desperate letter to the advice column of her local newspaper.
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Dear Gabby,
I have a very loving husband. He loves me day and night. He loves me while working, sleeping, eating — anywhere and anytime. What should I do?
Signed,
Frustrated Wife
P.S. Sorry for the jerky handwriting.
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Dear Frustrated Wife,
Stop complaining and get a typewriter.
-Gabby