Diagnosis

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A man had gone to see the doctor several hours before and his wife was worried about him.

Finally the doctor’s office called and the doctor said, “Mrs. Smith, I have some bad news. I’m afraid your husband is very sick.”

The woman said, “Oh my God, what does he have, doctor?” The doctor replied, “Well, that’s just it- he either has AIDS or Alzheimer’s Disease. I need your help to figure out which one it is.”

The woman, “Of course, what do you want me to do?”

“Well, you need to take him deep into the woods while blindfolded. Then I want you to leave him there.”

“What good will that do, doctor?”

“Well, if he finds his way home- DON’T FUCK HIM!”

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