Dickhead
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Loading ...A young boy walked into the living room and saw his dad sitting on the couch drinking a beer.
The boy asked, “Dad, can I have a beer?”
The dad replied, “Well, can you touch your dick to your ass?”
The boy answered, “Well, no.”
“Then you can’t have one.” the dad said.
The next day, the boy walked into the living room again and saw his dad sitting on the couch smoking a cigarette.
The boy asked, “Dad, can I have a cigarette?”
The dad replied, “Can you touch your dick to your ass?”
Again, the boy answered, “Well, no. ”
“Then you can’t have a cigarette.” the dad said once again.
The next day the dad walked into the living room and saw , the boy sitting on the couch with a bag of cookies.
The dad asked, ” Son, can I have a cookie?”
The boy replied, “Well, can you touch your dick to your ass?”
“As a matter of fact,” the dad said, “Yes I can.”
The boy said, “Well you can go screw yourself but you can’t have my cookies!”