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Smoking helps you lose weight . . . one lung at a time!

Tell a man there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it to see.

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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