Difficult Wife
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, Mother, I’ve had a hard day. Mary-Louise has been quite difficult…Yes, I know I ought to be more firm with her, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is…
Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was hard to get along with and would make my life miserable, and you warned me not to marry her.
Oh, how right you were about her!
You want to speak with her? All right, hold on.”
He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room, “Mary-Louise, your mother wants to talk to you!”