Diner Etiquette

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Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter.

They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them.

The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” he exclaimed.

The two men stopped, looked at each other, and then swapped sandwiches!

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