Dirty Johnny and the Priest
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Loading ...Dirty Johnny is walking through the park one day and he sees a Priest. Noticing the way he is dressed, Johnny says, “Hey mister, what’s with the backwards collar?”
The Priest says, “Well my son, I’m a Father.”
Dirty Johnny says, “Well, my pop’s got three kids and he don’t wear a collar like that.”
The Priest says, “No, you don’t understand. I’m the father of THOUSANDS.”
Dirty Johnny says, “Well, if you’re the father of THOUSANDS maybe you should try wearing your PANTS backwards!!”