Dirty words
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Loading ...A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “Well, darling,” said her mom, “how was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mother,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language… Stuff I’d never heard before… Really terrible 4-letter words… You’ve got to come get me and take me home… PLEASE MOTHER!”
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone. But honey,” the mother countered, “WHAT 4-letter words?”
“I can’t tell you, mother,” said the daughter, “they’re too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!”
“Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell mother the 4-letter words!”
Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother…words like: DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…”
