Discipline

Little Jimmy was always a troublemaker in school, and he had been kicked out of every public school in town except one. His mother was exasperated with Jimmy, so she sent him to the last public school telling him if he didn’t behave he’d have to go to private school.

Sure enough after one day, the principle called Jimmy’s mother and told her not to bring Jimmy back the next day for school.

Jimmy’s mother decided to go ahead and send Jimmy to the catholic private school, even though they were not religious at all.

The first day home, Jimmy was very courteous and polite to his mother and she couldn’t believe it. The next day, Jimmy was even more polite.

After a week, she finally asked him if the school had tough discipline.

Jimmy said “Tough? Mom, are you kidding? They’ve got one guy up on a cross in there!”

This joke is filed under Religious.