Divorce: Disney Style
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Loading ...Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce after several years of marriage. When they are standing before the divorce court, the presiding judge gives his ruling on Mickey Mouse’s divorce petition. The judge says, “Mr. Mouse, I’m afraid I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse.”
“What? How come, your Honor?” asks a surprised Mickey Mouse.
“Well, there is nothing in your petition for divorce to support your claims that Mrs. Mouse is crazy.” explains the judge.
“But, your Honor,” pleads Mickey Mouse. “I never said she was crazy. I just said she was fucking Goofy!”