Do not take what is not yours!!!

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This is a true story as told to me by my boss.

A woman had just pulled into a mall parking lot and was trying to find a parking spot. She saw another car drive over a cat. Getting out of her car, and feeling sorry for the dead cat, she decided she would get a shopping bag from the nearest store in the mall, to put the dead cat in. Doing so, she then went to find a pay phone, inside the mall so that she could call the local humane society. Placing the bag near her feet, she proceeded to make her telephone call. When she ended her conversation, she noticed that the shopping bag was gone! Looking down the mall corridor, she noticed a man, with her bag, walking quickly away from her. Deciding he wanted the dead cat more than she did, she did not alert anyone to her stolen bag.

Continuing on with her shopping, lunchtime soon approached. The lady decided to have lunch in one of the mall’s restaurants. She had just been seated by the restaurant hostess, when lo and behold, the shopping bag thief was seated directly across from her! But… now he had 3 or 4 bags! The lady surmised that he had also stolen all of those bags too. As she watched, he proceeded to open his loot, and take out all merchandise, and admire everything. Finally, he reached her bag. Opening the bag, he turned pale as a ghost, fell out of his chair, and fainted. The restaurant management called 911, and the last the lady saw of the thief, he was on the stretcher, and all of his bags (including the dead cat) were placed on the stretcher beside him for the trip to the hospital.

Morale of the Story: Do not take what is not yours!!

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