Do you always get drunk?

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A friend of mine calls me up almost every night now that it’s summer time, and wants to know if I’d like to go to a party and get “Sooo Wasted, guy.” It’s almost September now, and He’s STILL going out to get drunk almost every night.
I finally ask him, “Man, do you get drunk ALL the time?”

And he replies, “No, of course not. Only when I’m sober.”

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