Doctor Guilt

One afternoon a doctor had an affair with one of his patients.

After sending his patient home, the doctor had a little voice inside of him that kept saying, “I can’t believe you just had an affair with one of your patients. That is so wrong, and it goes against everything you stand for.”

Then this other voice inside him kept saying, “Don’t worry, you’re not the first doctor to ever have an affair with a patient, and you certainly won’t be the last doctor to have an affair.”

But still there was this other voice inside him that kept saying, “But those doctors weren’t veterinarians…”

This joke is filed under Medical.