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Herman is walking up to a doctor’s office when a nun comes running out screaming.
Herman walks in and says, “What’s with the nun?”
The doctor says, “I just told her that she’s pregnant.”
Herman says, “The nun is pregnant?”
The doctor says, “No, but it certainly cured her hiccups.”
This joke is filed under Medical.
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The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.
I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”
The other driver leaned out of his window and said, “I hate to tell you, lady, but I think it’s *TOO* late!”
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
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A man walks in the doctors with a carrot sticking out of his ear, spaggeti all over his hair, and corn flakes down his front.
The doctor says you haven’t been eating properly have you?
This joke is filed under Medical.
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A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap.
The doctor said, “I can clearly see your nuts”.
This joke is filed under Medical.