Dog in Heat

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This little girl Susie comes home from school and asks her mom if she can take the dog for a walk. Her mom says “No, Rover is in heat!”

Susie asks her mom what that means.

“Susie go ask your dad!”

She goes out to the garage and asks her father the same question. Her father says, “Give me the dog for a moment.” He pours gas on its butt. Then, he tells Susie, “You can take Rover for a walk but only go once around the block and come right home!”

Susie goes once around the block and goes home with just the leash and no Rover!

“Susie, where is Rover?” asks her father.

“Daddy, Rover ran out of gas and another dog is pushing her up the hill!”

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