Dog Story
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Loading ...This fellow was sitting at the counter in a truck stop diner eating lunch. He was rather small in stature, bespectacled, and wearing a suit with a bow-tie.
On the stool next to him was his dog, an unusually-small, Mexican Chihuahua. He was surrounded by big rough-looking, rough-talking truck drivers, and he was catching a lot of ribbing about his tiny, little dog. He continued in silence eating his lunch. When he finished, he got off his stool, paid his bill, and he and his dog walked out of the diner.
A few moments later, the small man returns and timidly asks, “Does anyone in here own a Doberman?”
The roughest of the truck drivers rises and walks over to the little man and says, “Yeah, the Doberman’s mine. What about ‘im?”
The little guy replies, “I’m afraid my dog just killed your dog.”
The truck driver, bristling, bellows, “How could YOUR dog possibly have killed MY dog?”
The little man responds, “Well, your dog choked on him.”