Dogs…
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Loading ...I have found the following things about dogs:
They are territorial:
“If it smells like me, it’s mine!”
“If it even looks like mine–it’s mine!”
They are possessive:
“If I put it in my mouth, it’s mine!”
“If I tear it into a million tiny pieces, all million pieces are mine!”
They have no concept of privacy: they will urinate right in front of you without embarrassment. They will urinate in the great outdoors without shame.
They will eat anything.
They will be inexplicably excited about a new toy, refuse to share it with anyone else, and promptly destroy it.
They will fuck anything that sits still long enough to be humped–be it anyone’s legs, the furniture, or the first female they can find.
They will bring you dead things as a token of affection.
They sleep on the floor if you tell them to.
They don’t behave when company is over.
Conclusion: Dogs are tiny men in fur coats.