Don & Mario
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Loading ...Don and Mario went to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
They hired a log cabin, and when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside.
“You unpack while I go and find us a bear,” Don says to Mario.
The analyst finished unpacking and then went and sat outside to await events.
He did not have to wait too long. Soon he could hear noises in the forest. The noise grew nearer…and suddenly there was the salesman, running across the clearing toward the cabin, pursued by one of the largest and most ferocious brown bears Mario had ever seen.
“Open the door! shouted Don.
Mario opened the door.
Don ran to the door, suddenly stopped, and then stepped aside, toreador-fashion. The bear, carried by its momentum, continued though the door and disappeared inside.
Don promptly shut the door behind him, turned, and as he started running back into the woods, shouted
“OK, Mario, you skin that one while I go rustle us up another.”
