Donations

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A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.

Man: “What are you doing here today?”

Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”

Man: Hmmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25. The woman looked thoughtful for a moment, and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.

Man: “Hi there! Here to donate blood again?”

Woman: “Unh unh.” (shaking her head with mouth closed)