Don’t Drink and Drive!
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Loading ...A bartender was cleaning off the counter when a man ran in out of breath.
He then asked the bartender, “Quick, I’ve gotta know. How tall is a penguin?”
The puzzled bartender replied, “What?!?”
The man said, “PLEASE JUST TELL ME! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender then held up his hands and said, “Uhh, about this tall.”
The man but his head down on the counter and said, “Ohh my God, I’ve run over a nun.”
