Don’t Drink the Milk

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There was a man whose wife didn’t respond to his desires. This continued for about six months. As frustration built, he decided to see a doctor about his wife’s lack of attention toward him. The doctor gave him a bottle of pills and said, “Now, just before your wife retires, give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in it. Before you know it, she will be more than obliging.”

So he goes home, very excited! When night comes, he offers his wife a cup of milk and slips in a couple of those pills. He then says to himself, “Now why should she have all the fun?” So he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup. He takes both cups to his wife in bed, and they talk for a bit before drinking the milk.

After a half hour, both fall asleep. Then, his wife suddenly sits straight up in the bed, pounds her husband, and says, “Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man NOW!”

The husband sits straight up, too, and shouts, “SO DO I! SO DO I!”

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