Don’t get stuck!

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A guy was driving his car down an old country road, when he ran right into a big mud hole and got his car stuck.

Just so happens a farmer comes along on his tractor and says,” Hey stranger, I’ll pull you out for $20.00.”

Well the guy had no choice, so he motioned to the farmer to go ahead.

After the farmer had pulled the car out and had it on dry ground again, the guy says, “For as much as you charge for pulling a car out, you should be pulling cars out of the mud day and night!”

The farmer responds, “Don’t have time. At night I have to haul water out here to fill up the mud hole!”

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