Don’t go out of town Homer!

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Two old men were sitting in their wheelchairs in the hallway of the nursing home. The nurse walks by and asks Homer what he is doing.

“I am flying to Florida,” replied Homer.

A little while later, she walks back by and asks him if he is already there. He told her he was almost there. She goes and checks on the other patients. After she finished with the other patients, she walked back down the hallway. Fred, the other old man, was sitting in his chair jerking off.

“Fred, what on earth are you doing?!”

“I am screwing Homer’s wife while he is out of town!”

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