Don’t pee in the pool
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Loading ...A guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him quite bluntly to get out.
When asked for the reason, the manager said, “Because you peed in the pool.”
“Well,” replied the swimmer, “lots of people do that.”
“True,” answered the manager, “but you did it from the diving board.”