Don’t step on a duck
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Loading ...Three guys were driving down the highway and got into an head on collision with a semi, all three died.
Next thing they knew they were talking to Saint Peter at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter says, “Well, you three have had a pretty tough life, you have passed every test to get into heaven except one, you must walk down this trail without stepping on a duck.”
The three guys took off down the trail and not a hundred feet the first guy stepped on a duck, out of the blue the ugliest woman he had ever seen latched onto his arm and he was forced to walk with her for eternity. Ashamed, he left the trail and walked into the forest as the other two continued down the trail.
About a mile down the trail the second guy stepped on a duck too. Once again the ugliest woman he had ever seen latched onto his arm and he was to walk with her for eternity, so he left the trail as the last one continued.
The first two guys who stepped on the ducks met up in the forest and started comparing women. Then they saw in the distance the third guy walking toward them with the most gorgeous woman they had ever seen. They ran up to him and said, “This is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, you must have made it down the trail.” The third guy simply replied, “No, she stepped on a duck.”