Don’t Stop that Thief!

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A lady was exercising her dog in the park. A scumbag on a bicycle came up behind her and grabbed the carrier bag from her hand. Pedaling furiously into the distance with his prize, he was not aware of the lady rolling on the grass in fits of laughter.

Like the good citizen that she was, she had been using the plastic bag to collect her dog’s poop.

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