Door-to-Door Drunk

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There was a drunken man in a building complex, frantically knocking on people’s doors. A lady answered, “Who is it?”

The drunk replied,”EXCUSE ME! IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?”

The lady replied from behind the door, “Yes he is, can I help you?”

The drunk said, “No thanks!”

When he knocked on the next door, a woman behind the door answered, “May I help you?”

The drunk said,”EXCUSE ME, IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?”

The woman answered, “No, he’s not back from work yet, may I help you?”

The drunk said, “Yes, you mind opening the door so I
can see if you’re my wife, because I’m @#!*in’ lost…!!!!!!”

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