Door to Door Salesman

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One day a little boy answered the door to find a door to door salesman standing on the stoop. The salesman asked, “Is your mother home?”

The boy said, “Yes, she is, but she is in the shower.”

The salesman then asked, “Well, is your father home?”

The little boy said, “Yes, but he is also in the shower.”

The salesman then asked, “Will they be done soon?”

The boy smiled and said, “No, because when dad asked for
the Vaseline I gave him the Super Glue.”

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