Double Your Pain

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A man was walking on the sidewalk when he spotted a lamp. When he rubbed it, he was granted three wishes. “However,” the genie said, “every lawyer in the world will receive your wish twice.” The man agreed.

“For my first wish, I would like a million dollars,” the man said. POOF! He had a million dollars.

“Now every lawyer has two million dollars. What is your second wish?” the genie asked.

“I’d like a Ferrari,” the man replied. POOF! He had a Ferrari.

“All lawyers now have two Ferraris. What is your last wish?” the genie asked.

After some thought, the man said, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney….”

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