Double Your Pain
A man was walking on the sidewalk when he spotted a lamp. When he rubbed it, he was granted three wishes. “However,” the genie said, “every lawyer in the world will receive your wish twice.” The man agreed.
“For my first wish, I would like a million dollars,” the man said. POOF! He had a million dollars.
“Now every lawyer has two million dollars. What is your second wish?” the genie asked.
“I’d like a Ferrari,” the man replied. POOF! He had a Ferrari.
“All lawyers now have two Ferraris. What is your last wish?” the genie asked.
After some thought, the man said, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney….”