Dream Interpretation

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Three men had gotten drunk one night, and they all somehow ended up naked in the same bed. They woke up the next morning confused, but the guy on the end, obviously still half-asleep, began to talk.

“I had the best dream last night. I was making love to this gorgeous woman all night long. It was just awesome.” He began to go through the details, explaining what they did and what it was like. “Say,” he started, “What did you guys dream?”

Stunned, the man on the opposite end recalled the exact same dream in detail. It was virtually identical. The first man was amazed, and this being such a strange coincidence, they both looked at the guy in the middle. “What about you?” they asked curiously.

The man had been staring off into space for quite awhile. He was obviously perplexed. Finally, he sat up, looked down, and with a grimace, simply said “I dreamt I was skiing.”

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