Drink of Water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad”….
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad….”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later…
“Daaa-aaaad”…
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”