drinks
Three ladies are sitting in a bar and they decide to give their husbands nicknames. They decide to name them after drinks.
The first lady says, “I am going to name my husband 7up because he is 7 inches and always up.”
The second lady says, “I am going to name my husband Mountain Dew because he is always mountin’ the dew.”
The third lady says, “I am going to name mine Jack Daniels because he is a hard licker.”