Driver’s license please…
A cop stops a blond woman who was driving down a motorway.
“Miss, may I see your driver’s license please?”
“Driver’s license, what’s that?”
“It’s a little card with your picture on it.”
“Oh, duh here it is.”
“May I have your car insurance?”
“What’s that?”
“It’s a document that says you are allowed to drive the car.”
“Oh this? Duh! Here you go.”
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blond exclaims:
“Oh no, not another breathalizer test!”