Drunk Crawler
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Loading ...A gentleman was at a bar very late and was extremely drunk. He decided that since he lived close to the bar he would go ahead and walk home.
He tried to get up and fell flat on his face.
He dragged himself across the bar to the door and tried to haul himself up again.
He fell again. he crawled down the street to his front door and tried to stand again. Again he fell.
He managed to drag himself upstairs to his bed. He passed out right there in the floor.
The next morning his wife looked at him and said, “Out drinking again I see!”
He replied, “How’d you know?”
She said, “The bar just called. You left your wheelchair there again.”
