drunk joke #2

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A drunk walking down the street, one foot on the curb, one on the street, one foot on the curb, one on the street, one foot on the curb, one on the street.

A cop asked him, “Sir, are you drunk?”

Drunk said, “THANK GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS CRIPPLED!”

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