Drunken Sex Slave

One day there was a guy sitting in a bar. He kept asking for small shots of vodka, and every time he drank one he would look in his pocket. So of course he asked the bartender for another vodka.

The bartender did not think much of it at first when he looked in his pocket again.

Then guy asked for two more vodkas and then looked in his pocket, the bartender started to get a little suspicious.

Then he asked for three more and drank them and looked in his pocket. The bartender just had to ask what he was doing.

So he asked, “Hey buddy, every time I give you a few vodkas you look in your shirt pocket … what the hell are you lookin’ at?”

So the man answered drunkly, “Well whenever I get off work I put a picture of my wife in that pocket and go and get some drinks.”

Then the bartender asks, “Why the hell would you do that?”

Then he answers, “Well ,when I get myself drunk enough to the point when she looks good, I go home and be her sex slave for a couple hours because it takes me a while to get it up.”

This joke is filed under Wedding.